Generate a satirical vlog titled “DANTE.AI VLOG #1 – I WENT TO HELL (NOT CLICKBAIT)”. Handheld in...

Generate a satirical vlog titled “DANTE.AI VLOG #1 – I WENT TO HELL (NOT CLICKBAIT)”. Handheld influencer POV, jump cuts, ironic captions; medieval Hell meets modern tech. Dante Alighieri hosts: witty, self-aware, quotes Italian lines while roasting bad Wi-Fi, algorithms, monetization. Virgil is the stoic guide, deadpan.