Panel 1: Night highway. Car stopped, flat tire. Driver panics. Driver: “This always happens to me...

Panel 1: Night highway. Car stopped, flat tire. Driver panics. Driver: “This always happens to me!” Panel 2: Old service van skids in. Mile steps out, mustache proud. Mile: “Relax. Tires fear me.” Panel 3: Mile pulls a giant nail from the tire. Mile: “Free renovation bonus.” Panel 4: Car drives off happy. Mile lights a cigarette. Driver: “You saved my life!” Mile: “I saved your tire.”